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Ultimate Edit Week 5: Day Five

October 1st, 2008 by Gavok

If you didn’t miss out on yesterday’s happenings, you probably remember Valkyrie defeating her mutant captors and Yellowjacketron’s army making a fool out of Magneto. Luckily for Magneto, the cavalry has arrived in the form of the Ultimates! Hurray for two-page splash pages!

By the way, if you’re wondering just what was really said in that scene, I’d be more than happy to explain it.

“Don’t you know how close we are to being you? I’d rather not kill you, Jan. My experimentation on your DNA has only begun. Besides… you’re almost like a mother to me.”

“Then I guess that makes me… THE MOTHERFUCKER!”

Jeph Loeb, everybody. Let’s give him a hand.

On another note, people are all excited about the new Thor movie and the announcement of Kenneth Branagh as the director. Personally, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Not that he’s the director, mind you, but that they’re making a Thor movie. We already did have a Thor movie! Don’t you remember?

Thanks again to my editing associate ManiacClown. We’ll be back tomorrow and a very special installment the day after that.

Day Six!

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7 comments to “Ultimate Edit Week 5: Day Five”

  1. Kenneth Branagh presents: Blood in the Snow: Good Santa v Evil Santa

         by LurkerWithout October 1st, 2008 at 3:37 am --replyReply to this comment

  2. Please, God, tell me this is going to continue for Ultimatum proper.

         by David Uzumeri October 1st, 2008 at 5:07 am --replyReply to this comment

  3. I might be reaching…but are you making fun of the badly censored words from “All Star Batman and Robin #10″ with your lightly colored censor boxes?

    If so, I laughed when I saw them. :D

    I agree, THIS must continue with Ultimatum.

         by MLD October 1st, 2008 at 6:39 am --replyReply to this comment

  4. Thanks for making Ultimates 3 readable!

         by greyhoundbus October 1st, 2008 at 7:12 am --replyReply to this comment

  5. @MLD: Wow, you’re quick on the pickup there, sparky.

         by Aaron Poehler October 1st, 2008 at 7:41 am --replyReply to this comment

  6. Is Hulk Hogan beating up Dave Attel in that movie?

         by Andy October 1st, 2008 at 8:20 am --replyReply to this comment

  7. I might be reaching…but are you making fun of the badly censored words from “All Star Batman and Robin #10″ with your lightly colored censor boxes?

    Yep, that was the plan.

         by Gavok October 1st, 2008 at 11:06 am --replyReply to this comment

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